If You Build It, They Will Come

June 14, 2013   / by Ashley Hudlow  / Categories :

What’s the one thing a father really wants on Father’s Day? A Man Cave.

In honor of Father’s Day, we’re going to share some photos of the ultimate man caves and these man caves demand respect. So we’re also sharing the rules that must be obeyed while in the sacred domain of manhood.

Man Cave Rules:

    1. Hydrate with beer
    2. No chick flicks
    3. The remote is mine
    4. No crying
    5. Flatulence allowed
    6. My team wins
    7. Belch freely
    8. Scratch where it itches
    9. Eat bacon
    10. Selective hearing only
Source: http://www.ftw.nl/gallery/man_caves

Source: http://www.ftw.nl/gallery/man_caves

11. The toilet seat stays up

12. What happens in the man cave stays in the man cave

13. No pink allowed…ever

14. If girlfriend calls you are not here and never were

15. The remote only works on the sports channel

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/slideshow/50-most-ridiculous-man-caves

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/slideshow/50-most-ridiculous-man-caves

16. Next time, bring drinks

17. If you forget drinks, bring food

18. Food should always be grilled

19. Get rowdy and be loud

20. No bitching allowed.

Source: http://gamedayr.com/teams/sec/athens-georgia-bulldogs/athens-georgia-bulldogs-features/who-needs-a-man-cave-when-you-can-build-a-bat-cave/

Source: http://gamedayr.com/teams/sec/athens-georgia-bulldogs/athens-georgia-bulldogs-features/who-needs-a-man-cave-when-you-can-build-a-bat-cave/

21. The word “diet” is not allowed

22. Feelings are prohibited

23. No suggesting

24. Always replace beer

25. No women allowed unless they are bringing food

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/slideshow/50-most-ridiculous-man-caves

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/slideshow/50-most-ridiculous-man-caves

26. No snuggies…it’s not a blanket if it has sleeves.

27. Coasters are optional

28. All language is tolerated

29. No whiners and wimps

30. If  man leaves his chair for a refill, his chair is not to be touched or claimed by anyone

Source: http://www.sumolounge.com/press/Man-Caves-10.php

Source: http://www.sumolounge.com/press/Man-Caves-10.php

31. Dogs allowed

32. If a fight breaks out, no direct shots to the groin

33. Beer must be cold

34. Salad isn’t food

35. No nagging

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/slideshow/50-most-ridiculous-man-caves

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/slideshow/50-most-ridiculous-man-caves

36. No sitting in my chair

37. Do not waste beer

38. Do what you want

39. Rude behavior tolerated

40. No listening to boy bands

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/slideshow/50-most-ridiculous-man-caves

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/slideshow/50-most-ridiculous-man-caves

41. Elbows are allowed on the table

42. Every night is poker night

43. No potpourri or any kind of sweet smelling scent is allowed

44. The following channels are banned: Lifetime, WE TV, Bravo or anything involving Oprah or Martha Stewart

45. Complaining about the brand of free beer in another man’s fridge is strictly forbidden

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/slideshow/50-most-ridiculous-man-caves

Source: http://www.brobible.com/life/slideshow/50-most-ridiculous-man-caves

46. You can never have too much sports memorabilia

47. If a man falls asleep let him sleep, especially if his team is losing

48. There is no dress code in the Man Cave. Sweatpants are encouraged. Comfort is the #1 priority.

49. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking

50. Never tell another man that his zipper is down. It’s his own damn problem and you never looked “there” to begin with.

 

 

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