If You Build It, They Will Come
June 14, 2013 / by Ashley Hudlow / Categories :What’s the one thing a father really wants on Father’s Day? A Man Cave.
In honor of Father’s Day, we’re going to share some photos of the ultimate man caves and these man caves demand respect. So we’re also sharing the rules that must be obeyed while in the sacred domain of manhood.
Man Cave Rules:
- Hydrate with beer
- No chick flicks
- The remote is mine
- No crying
- Flatulence allowed
- My team wins
- Belch freely
- Scratch where it itches
- Eat bacon
- Selective hearing only
11. The toilet seat stays up
12. What happens in the man cave stays in the man cave
13. No pink allowed…ever
14. If girlfriend calls you are not here and never were
15. The remote only works on the sports channel
16. Next time, bring drinks
17. If you forget drinks, bring food
18. Food should always be grilled
19. Get rowdy and be loud
20. No bitching allowed.
21. The word “diet” is not allowed
22. Feelings are prohibited
23. No suggesting
24. Always replace beer
25. No women allowed unless they are bringing food
26. No snuggies…it’s not a blanket if it has sleeves.
27. Coasters are optional
28. All language is tolerated
29. No whiners and wimps
30. If man leaves his chair for a refill, his chair is not to be touched or claimed by anyone
31. Dogs allowed
32. If a fight breaks out, no direct shots to the groin
33. Beer must be cold
34. Salad isn’t food
35. No nagging
36. No sitting in my chair
37. Do not waste beer
38. Do what you want
39. Rude behavior tolerated
40. No listening to boy bands
41. Elbows are allowed on the table
42. Every night is poker night
43. No potpourri or any kind of sweet smelling scent is allowed
44. The following channels are banned: Lifetime, WE TV, Bravo or anything involving Oprah or Martha Stewart
45. Complaining about the brand of free beer in another man’s fridge is strictly forbidden
46. You can never have too much sports memorabilia
47. If a man falls asleep let him sleep, especially if his team is losing
48. There is no dress code in the Man Cave. Sweatpants are encouraged. Comfort is the #1 priority.
49. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking
50. Never tell another man that his zipper is down. It’s his own damn problem and you never looked “there” to begin with.